25th January 2012

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onetentoanother:welikeboys-andjbiebs: “Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.” -Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman. I know for a fact that I’ve addressed this before, but it bears repeating. This is the very quote that bent my indifference toward Matthew Gray Gubler into full-blown hate. Maybe he’s being totally earnest, I don’t know. But it sounds like some Manic Pixie Dream Boy pandering bullshit. “must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late.” SHUT THE HELL UP. God, that’s almost as bad as people saying “I work too hard” when asked to list one of their weaknesses. Everybody can tolerate sleeping late. Most people just can’t afford to…because they have jobs that aren’t Criminal Minds dreamboat/wind chime admirer.  Also, who are you kidding with this whole no specific political affiliation required? You’re telling me you could look past having a batshit crazy Tea Party girlfriend just so long as she likes heart shaped sandwiches and James Taylor? Best of luck to you, you impish little git. 

onetentoanother:welikeboys-andjbiebs:

“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”

-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.

I know for a fact that I’ve addressed this before, but it bears repeating.

This is the very quote that bent my indifference toward Matthew Gray Gubler into full-blown hate. Maybe he’s being totally earnest, I don’t know. But it sounds like some Manic Pixie Dream Boy pandering bullshit.

“must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late.” SHUT THE HELL UP. God, that’s almost as bad as people saying “I work too hard” when asked to list one of their weaknesses. Everybody can tolerate sleeping late. Most people just can’t afford to…because they have jobs that aren’t Criminal Minds dreamboat/wind chime admirer. 

Also, who are you kidding with this whole no specific political affiliation required? You’re telling me you could look past having a batshit crazy Tea Party girlfriend just so long as she likes heart shaped sandwiches and James Taylor? Best of luck to you, you impish little git. 

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