December 2010
Just Hella Porno All The Time →
v. ryanpequin
haha
yall don’t even know about knives these days
The Dreaded Friend Zone
dealbreaker:
Any tips for getting one’s self out of the friend zone?
Ah, The Friend Zone. Not even the Kill Zone or the Twilight Zone strike as much fear into the heart of man (and woman). It’s the worst. It’s the worst thing ever, and unfortunately, the direct approach is the best and pretty much only approach you can use to dig yourself out of that hole. Sometimes that hole is too deep, but...
sighcandy:
Did these guys really learn nothing from the satire in Tropic Thunder?
nod nod
“All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and...”
– Ann Elk’s theory on Brontosauruses. Her theory, which is hers, belongs to her. (via marleymarley)
She’s also a very pretty lady.
(via katefeetie)
Qualifications for who I date in 2011
wamiv:
Jewish
nod.
babbies -
heywhat:
do you think we could be those kinds of people who mix cereal together?
like, have you ever done that? because i haven’t.
and maybe we should try.
it’s just snowing so much.
i guess we could, but i’m not sure that’s a lifestyle i’m interested in experimenting with.
it’s a little disgusting.
I just started watching Weeds to get through my...
sade:
and am I the only one fucking annoyed by Nancy? Like, the bitch pisses me off so much and I’m only at the end of season 2.
You have huge eyes and you know how to bug them out and bat your lashes real big. Congratulations. You’re still a shitty, self-involved parent even though you mention your kids in every fucking drug-situation as if it somehow doesn’t make you A FUCKING DEALER. These...
Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?
Lisa: Friend? These are my only friends. [Shows book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
Marge: GIRLS, Lisa. Boys kiss GIRLS.
that moment when you go to the bathroom by...
morrrgan:
I have always said that walking into a bathroom drunk is a verrry introspective experience
yeah yeah like one time i was walking to a bathroom at the bar and the bartender passed me in the hall and i full on gasped ! i was so surprised and then i laughed for a while and told my date i was done with this
Movie & television titles according to my dad.
sighcandy:
“I really wanna see The Black Knight.” -The Dark Knight
“What’s that one I still haven’t watched? The Big Bambini? The Big Bazini? The Great Houdini?” -The Big Lebowski
“I love that show… Oh what the hell is it called… Big and Me? Black and Me? Rob and Black?” -MTV’s Rob & Big
“That new animated Steve Carell movie looks pretty funny. Mr. Indecisive.” -Despicable Me
(Will add...
