oh boy!: Archive

Hay, guise! I can be vain, too!

mechasandwich:dysdaimon:mechasandwich: oh my gosh tyrice, i have allll these pictures on my old computer. oh my gosh. Hahaha, do you know the story behind them? i probably did when it happened. you can tell me if it’s interesting.

Dec 31st

“In Twilight, a boring-ass twitchy girl named Bella falls in love with a shiny...”

– 7 Popular ‘Chick Flicks’ That Secretly Hate Women | Cracked.com

Dec 31st

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“oh! sneak attack!”

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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amandamerritt:dysdaimon: did you know that this is not how singing is supposed to sound usually singers know how to breathe and hit notes facts I think this is dirtier than her grinding on a pole. still a fan of the song i’m still a fan too. but, man, what kind of a professional singer can’t even carry a tune outside of a studio? and she kept cutting off her notes to booty...

Dec 29th

I need some more people to follow

mechasandwich: Suggest some good ones to me, people. DO IT. did you look at the list i gave you?

Dec 29th

Hay, guise! I can be vain, too!

mechasandwich: oh my gosh tyrice, i have allll these pictures on my old computer. oh my gosh.

Dec 29th

Politicians Everywhere ‘Mostly Accept’ Evolution! →

“I mostly accept evolution, but I’m a Catholic. Can you put in the article that I’m a Catholic? I don’t want people thinking I’m not a Catholic!” click through. it’s funny.

Dec 29th

All this low carb shit

mechasandwich: Is for the birds. I want a high carb diet, damnit! i just ate a domino’s chicken alfredo bread bowl. because julie and i don’t start our skinny girling until january, okay?

Dec 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →

Kanye West (10) The Hold Steady (8) Dizzee Rascal (6) Arcade Fire (6) OutKast (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 28th

mechasandwich:panda-is-smitten:mechasandwich:panda-is-smitten In the words of the great Vanilla Ice, AAAAAAWWW YEAH! Make with the entertainment! it looks like he has a huge boner.

Dec 27th

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I had a glass of milk at lunch

drinkyourjuice: and I noticed that my cat was watching me drink it, so when I reached the end of the glass I left a tiny bit at the bottom and scooched it across the carpet to him. Then I spent the next ten minutes watching him dip his foot into the milk and lick it off of himself, and every once in a while I’d say something like “You are an amazing little boy,” or “I am so proud of you and...

Dec 27th

Obama Vacation plans hinge on health care: 'I will... →

(via apsies) even if it does turn out that obama is a complete fabrication, a folie à plusieurs, a myth created by a country half full of depressed liberals, i’d still vote for his third and fourth and fifth term.

Dec 27th

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What does a doodle do? It boosts your memory and... →

psychotherapy: You know you’re bored when you start shading in the squares of your notebook. Apparently it’s a habit that could be helping you to concentrate. In a neat little experiment, Jackie Andrade asked forty participants to listen to a monotone two and a half minute phone message about arrangements for a party. They were told the message would be dull, that there was no need to memorise...

Dec 27th

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thedailywhat:Marmaduke:via wilson brothers, you are letting me down.

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

Colbie Caillat sucks

drinkyourjuice: unabashedly. She just absolutely, horrifically, violently blows. Every time she tries to soothe me with her upbeat attitude and literal rhyme schemes my ears bleed. She’s like the female Jack Johnson.

Dec 25th

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