January 2012
David O. Russell - Wikipedia, the free... →
“you should go to my dentist. i don’t remember his name. i think it is david o. russell. … no, that is not him.”
Freaked-Out Melissa McCarthy Told Brad Pitt,... →
bobbyfinger:
“Literally like my brain snapped in two,” McCarthy said of meeting [Meryl Streep]. “…And I said, ‘Oh my god. I’m sorry. I thought over the years so many things if I ever got to meet you what I would say. This is not it.’ And, she goes ‘Oh my god. Don’t even worry about it.’”
“Oh my god. Don’t even worry about it.” - Meryl Streep
“Think these thoughts when you take it to the streets: “Not in a scary way, but...”
– Beauty Q&A: She’s Got Legs | The Hairpin
Watchthebluthcompany:
Oh, now you’re correcting my grammar?!
someone in my astronomy class just used the word “misconscrewd”.
don’t worry, when joyful noise comes out on dvd, i will post allllll the clips
board-certified supermodel
“Parton gets to tote a shotgun and snort, “When foxes pack the jury box, the...”
– Hymn-witted - Rich Juzwiak - WWW.THEDAILY.COM
Thanks for getting me even more excited, Rich!
(via bobbyfinger)
“Oh, how gauche of me! I’ve just been chattering away incessantly like some kind...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar.
yo i want to be friends with jesse eisenberg
“What did one Marxist-Socialist say to another?
Like you, I also advocate a...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Marxist-Socialists Jokes.
here’s a joke jesse eisenberg wrote
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: In Which I Fix My... →
www.blackpeopleloveus.com →
palindromepanda:
www.blackpeopleloveus.com
