February 2012
stryker:
(via Something Awful)
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oh my god
“Just as young people need scientifically accurate sex education to keep them...”
– Jessica Mack (Women can be independent and intimate | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk (via sexisnottheenemy)
dont waste your money
blameaspartame:
Moneyball is not about a magical ball that turns everything into cash and a young boy without a dad finds the ball and has to decide between his best friend (dog) or turning his best friend (dog) into a pile of money
this is not the plot so dont waste your time
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Midnight in Paris ends.
Me: I didn’t like it.
Paul: I thought you’d seen this before!
Me: Nope.
Paul: What? I… What movie is this?
Me: What? Why don’t you know the name of the movie we just watched?
Paul gets up to look at the DVD.
Paul: Oh! I thought we were watching Inception!
January 2012
tumblr why won’t you show the captions on my photo posts
today instead of getting ready for work i’m sitting on the couch listening to beyonce ballads and imagining they’re set to montages of leslie knope and ben wyatt relationship scenes