February 2012
“1. Go through your piece and flip the gender of your descriptive phrases’...”
– Maura Johnston, “How Not to Write About Female Musicians: A Handy Guide,” fuck yeah. (via judyxberman)
—Jessica H.
(via rookiemag)
“Does Lana look good, bb?
Should she gain more weight to sell Adele level...”
– NYTimes calls Lana Del Rey ‘a skinnier Adele’. Do they h8 fatties? | HIPSTER RUNOFF (via interweber)
“As a result, viewings of Midnight in Paris on the big screen became events in...”
– I discuss my bafflement at the Midnight In Paris phenomenon over at The Daily Beast (via richardrushfield)
mmhmm, mmhmm.
stryker:
(via Something Awful)
Is Madonna Eating Our Young? A Post-Halftime... →
What Your Payment Method Reveals About You | The... →
oh my god
“Just as young people need scientifically accurate sex education to keep them...”
– Jessica Mack (Women can be independent and intimate | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk (via sexisnottheenemy)
dont waste your money
blameaspartame:
Moneyball is not about a magical ball that turns everything into cash and a young boy without a dad finds the ball and has to decide between his best friend (dog) or turning his best friend (dog) into a pile of money
this is not the plot so dont waste your time
Joining the Slumberparty: A Response to Molly... →
Midnight in Paris ends.
Me: I didn’t like it.
Paul: I thought you’d seen this before!
Me: Nope.
Paul: What? I… What movie is this?
Me: What? Why don’t you know the name of the movie we just watched?
Paul gets up to look at the DVD.
Paul: Oh! I thought we were watching Inception!
January 2012
